Reel Life: “Vampires” Sucks? As Bad As “Twilight”?
No matter how abominable VAMPIRES SUCK might be, I’ll never know because I’ll never see it. Popular consensus is that it really, really, really does indeed suck – it received an almost unheard of 3% on rottentomatoes.com.
Monumental, uh, suckage or not, I refuse to believe that it could be any worse than the agony I endured suffering through the first two films it spoofs, TWILIGHT and TWILIGHT: NEW MOON. I still refuse to see TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE due to the permanent mental injury sustained from those first two.
If the following (stunningly cringe-inducing) scene is indicative of the film as a whole, then, well…I really don’t have to say anything, do I?