Pic really doesn’t need a caption:
(Photo courtesy holytaco.com)
I love a good photoshopping. Holytaco.com says “we wish the T-shirts people were wearing would tell the world the real truth about them”. Agreed. I say the dude’s “look” says more than he’s willing to share (he’s wearing a thumb ring on his right hand, for chrissakes), so thanks Holytaco! I don’t know what’s more distracting, though, his douchebag haircut, his douchebag puckered lips, his douchebag fashion sense (I hate a t-shirt half tucked in) the stripper (I mean, I assume) he’s draped over, his douchebag tan-in-a-can hue, or his not-so douchebag, uhhh, low right-hanger.