My New Pussy

I once ate a tomato that looked like Henry Kissinger.  Seriously.

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One thought on “My New Pussy

  1. OMFGODDESS!!!!!! why oh why are people that stupid!!!!
    look at my pubic hair it’s in the form of Elvis’ hair…
    it must be something from up above…of course that’s it…
    god looked down and said Scott you will have elvis pubic hair…
    go out and spread your legs to the world…
    ooh look and your pussy looks like Jesus….
    I think tori amos needs to write a song….
    “an’ the grapefruit tree rained down upon
    my pussy that looked like jesus…”

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