American Psycho II: The Dark Douche
In case you haven’t heard this by now, here’s the TMZ-leaked audio of Christian Bale’s tirade against a director of photography after he accidentally walked onto the set during a scene in progress during the filming of “Terminator: Salvation”~
Not sure if I’m sickened by his vileness or kinda turned on:
Bigotry In Motion
Ah!! Homophobia and sports! A long-standing lovefest unmatched by nothing else. Here’s the latest example of bigotry in motion:
from JOEMYGOD via John Aravosis from AmericaBlog:
Sayeth John:
One simple question. If the ad called a show of affection between blacks and whites “weird” and “disgusting,” would you find it just as funny? The point of the joke is that a man showing affection to another man is weird and disgusting. It’s subtle homophobia – actually it’s not subtle at all, at one point the one guy moves away from the other out of fear he may touch him. Gay-bashing is not acceptable from ESPN or the NBA, or the idiotic ad firm that came up with this ad. Every year we have a new ad that pokes fun at the notion that a man might show affection to another man. They wouldn’t make fun of inter-racial affection, so why are gays fair game?
And anyone out there who thinks this ad is much ado about nothing, where do you think kids learn to hate gays, and adults learn to kill gays? From their friends, and their icons. Shaq just told millions of kids that it’s weird and disgusting for another guy to show him affection. Lesson learned.
To which I might add, what would the beer-guzzling, fag-hatin’ sports fanatics do if the dozen or so closeted ‘big name’ jocks (and there are at LEAST a dozen) all decided to come out of their multi-million dollar closets at the same time?
Meet The New Pimp, Same As The Old Pimp
Bishop Richard Williamson – Ain’t he pretty?
We all know that Pope Benedict XVI, like Pope John Paul before him, is a pimp. And not in a Snoop Dogg kinda way.
Pope John Paul was the most celebrated of pimps. While he sat on his makeshift golden throne, he ALLOWED his pedophile army to wreck havoc on millions of children around the globe. While he rolled his fat, naked body in a cesspool of billions of dollars, his filthy hookers (those pedophile priests) raped the offspring of the clueless, blind Catholic sheep. He was a hateful, vindictive wannabe-demigod. Rot in hell (I mean, if there is a hell).
His malevolent successor, the Nazi Pope Benedict XVI, has said and done some fairly heinous, sub-human shit since the ol’ geezer croaked, most incredibly having a mammoth hand in the cover up of those aforementioned pederasts while he was still Cardinal Ratzinger (what an appropriate name!) Rent the great documentary DELIVER US FROM EVIL as a starter, then research the subject – you’ll recoil in vomitous horror.
Well, heeeeeeeeee’s back and at it again! A few days ago, Pimp Daddy Pope Benny Baby pardoned the excommunication of Bishop Richard Williamson, the fag-hatin’, Holocaust denyin’, women-detestin’, 9/11-refutin’ (rather, he’s on the same page as the nut jobs who think the murderous fall of the World Trade Center, et al was an inside job) piece of shit who was originally proscribed by John Paul.
Via TOWLEROAD:
Pope Benedict has launched his very own Catholic propaganda channel on YouTube.
The Pope has also pardoned the excommunications of four bishops including British Bishop Richard Williamson, who is a Holocaust denier, a 9/11 truther, thinks women should neither be educated nor wear trousers, and is “violently” anti-gay, writes Andrew Sullivan:
“God did not wait for the founding of the Catholic Church to instill in men the horror of this sin, but he implanted in the human nature of all of us, unless or until we corrupt it, an instinct of violent repugnance for this particular sin, comparable to our instinctive repugnance for other misuses of our human frame, such as coprophagy.”
Sullivan notes that in a letter from 1997 to his friends and benefactors, Williamson goes so far as to mock gays in a passage spelled out to mimic lisping:
“Oh, but Our Lord had chawity, (unlike thumwun we know who wath tho nathty to Pwintheth Di!). Our Lord loved thinnerth, and faggotth, and tho thould we!!”
Freak of freaks:
I Wish I Had A [Wunder] Boner
One reason to spelunk your closet for your 15 year old VHSs:
My New Boyfriend
Pic really doesn’t need a caption:
(Photo courtesy holytaco.com)
I love a good photoshopping. Holytaco.com says “we wish the T-shirts people were wearing would tell the world the real truth about them”. Agreed. I say the dude’s “look” says more than he’s willing to share (he’s wearing a thumb ring on his right hand, for chrissakes), so thanks Holytaco! I don’t know what’s more distracting, though, his douchebag haircut, his douchebag puckered lips, his douchebag fashion sense (I hate a t-shirt half tucked in) the stripper (I mean, I assume) he’s draped over, his douchebag tan-in-a-can hue, or his not-so douchebag, uhhh, low right-hanger.
My New Secret Santa II
For the follicly-challenged friend, co-worker or loved one~
Flair Hair — Brown Hair/Black Visor
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My New Boyfriend
13-Year-Old Student Arrested For “Passing Gas” In School
November 24, 2008 09:31 PM EST |
STUART, Fla. — A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities said he was “passing gas” and turning off his classmates’ computers. According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff’s Office, the 13-year-old boy “continually disrupted his classroom environment” by intentionally breaking wind. He then shut off some computers other students were using.
The Spectrum Junior-Senior High School was arrested Nov. 4.
A school resource officer placed the boy under arrest after he confessed about his behavior, according to the report. He was charged with disruption of school function and released to his mother.
(via HUFFINGTON POST)
If flatulence is a crime, I’d be stoned to death…
My New Douche Bag
True or false statement: White men can’t jump. Who knows?
True or false statement: White men can’t dance. Absolutely true. Need proof? See below.
Hmmm…perhaps the statement should have read “White STRAIGHT men can’t dance.”
My New Witchy-Poo
Ask my friend Joanne what my favorite word is and she’ll instantly say, “Cunt!”. Well, maybe she wouldn’t say it, but she’d know it and she’d be right. I loathe political correctness and refuse to change my verbology to comfort the insecurities and uncomfortability of others. That being said, this woman defines the word CUNT, with a capital C.U.N.T.~
This succubus has a name, and it’s Shirley Nagel, from Grosse Pointe Farms, Michigan, and she is a shrew; an uneducated steaming pile of shit with the audacity to inflict her warped sense of self-righteousness onto the innocence and naivete of children, destroying their night of levity, frolicking and joy. Who does she think she is?
Of course she has every right (you remember ‘rights’, right? Those are the things that have systematically been decimated these past 8 years by the American Taliban and what’s sure to continue if Nagel’s wishes come true) to vote and support who and how she wants to. But to follow the path of the mendacious, repugnant, racist, fear-mongering McShame/Failin’ campaign is one thing – an adult choice. To wreak it upon children is evil incarnate.
Could you imagine the Hindenburg-like cries of the right-wing pundits if an Obama supporter did this same thing? I could hear Rush Limbaugh (ironic, since Rush Limbaugh can’t even hear Rush Limbaugh these days) weeping indecipherably into his microphone about what sick minds liberals possess! Bill O’Reilly would have an on-air breakdown (after sexually harassing yet another assistant. Allegedly…)! Monkey Michelle Malkin would attribute it to a Bill Ayers conspiracy or the evil underground Socialist uprising sure to come in an Obama presidency.
But the craziest thing of all? This woman was a TEACHER! And if you are to believe the comments from various posters, she was batshit crazy then, too. One ‘former student’ says,
That bitch is nuttier than a fruitcake. She came to school one day with a necklace made of garlic trying to “ward of the darkness”. And the police had to escort her out of the school the day she got fired.
Another chimes in,
On top of the garlic necklace, she cursed out and was about to fight a 65 year old woman.
She came to work drunk all the time. Then there was a food fight and she got hit in the arm with a donut. Next day she came to work with a black eye and a sling saying she was gonna sue the school and she took like a month off, lmao.
I know, I know…who knows if these stories are true (you always have to be cautious of any commenter on blogs. Not MINE, of course!)? But it’s not far-fetched to believe that crazy is as crazy does. I mean, it doesn’t bode well when a former-educator has the handwriting of Corky Thacher:
This retard could be your grandmother, although I DO smell a Republican Party VP nominee in her future!
A strongly advise Hansel & Gretel to stay away from Belanger Avenue next year.
My New VP
Hey, it can’t possibly be any better/worse if the unthinkable happens…can it?
