We Hold Their (Un)Truths To Be Self-Evident…And Obvious
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There are plenty of fundamentally, inherently stupid people in the world, as we all know, especially in politics (hello Queen of the Morons Sarah Palin and greetings Ol’ Crazy Eyes Michelle Bachmann – who, BTW, still refuses to debate 16-yr old Amy Myers after a tsunami of idiotic “facts” spewed from Bachmann resulted in Myers’ [...]
Let’s Get Retarded
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It’s as if the immortal words of the Black Eyes Peas’ chorus were written with Sarah Palin in mind: Everybody! (Yeah?) Everybody! (Yeah?) Let’s get into it! (Yeah!) Get stupid(Come on!) Get retarded! (Come on!) Get retarded! (Yeah!) Get retarded! From the HUFFINGTON POST
I Think I *hic* Love You
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Perhaps a teesny, weensy bit envious his younger brother was heralded on Oprah earlier in the day?
(Click the photo for the story from TABLOID PRODIGY)
“Vampires” Sucks? As Bad As “Twilight”?
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No matter how abominable VAMPIRES SUCK might be, I’ll never know because I’ll never see it. Popular consensus is that it really, really, really does indeed suck – it received an almost unheard of 3% on rottentomatoes.com.
Monumental, uh, suckage or not, I refuse to believe that it could be any worse than the agony I endured suffering through the first two films it spoofs, TWILIGHT and TWILIGHT: NEW MOON. I still refuse to see TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE due to the permanent mental injury sustained from those first two.
If the following (stunningly cringe-inducing) scene is indicative of the film as a whole, then, well…I really don’t have to say anything, do I?
Titanic II
I know, ever since it ingrained itself into the pop culture consciousness over a decade ago, that it’s hip to hate James Cameron’s great epic TITANIC, despite the fact that, flaws and all, it was exhilarating – visually, natch, but via the tremendous acting as well. It’s my opinion that Kate Winslet was robbed of her first Oscar by Helen Hunt’s annoying tics in the overrated TV Movie Of The Week AS GOOD AS IT GETS. And, as Roger Ebert said, “Leonardo DiCaprio not getting nominated for TITANIC is like Clark Gable not getting nominated for GONE WITH THE WIND“. True dat, Rog.
I say, in the nicest way possible, screw you! You’re all liars. TITANIC is a fantastic epic for the ages. But, I digress.
I CAN and WILL say, though the wannabe critic in me is telling me not to, that I will more than likely, indubitably HATE this. Easily. No questions asked.
Unprofessional? Sure. But only if I was paid for my analysis.
Texas: United State Of Hate
In one of his many brilliant NEW RULES segments last year, Bill Maher stated (and I paraphrase), “Of course not all Republicans are racist – it would be stupid to say that. But if you are a racist, you’re probably Republican”. It was astoundingly simple and absolutely true (and I’ll reiterate his thoughts – OF COURSE not ALL Republicans).
But the term RACIST could be interchanged with HOMOPHOBIC, or the word HATEFUL, in general.
“Of course not all Republicans are HOMOPHOBIC. But if you are HOMOPHOBIC, you’re probably Republican.”
“Of course not all Republicans are HATEFUL. But if you are HATEFUL you’re probably Republican.”
I’ll give the Republican Party this – at least they’re BOLD with their hatred for their fellow countrymen. What irks me is COWARDICE. If you hate, then EMBRACE YOUR HATE, and stop the mendacity about NOT being filled with such hate. Reading through Texas’ 2010 STATE REPUBLICAN PARTY PLATFORM, you’ll find segments seeped with such vitriolic enmity. Yet, ask any Republican politician and they’d never admit such animosity. Cowards.
Once upon a time, hating your fellow man in politics was fringe-based – politicians weren’t so obvious. These past few years, it’s out in full force more powerfully than ever before.
If Texas Republicans have their way, we’ll have to rename America THE UNITED STATES OF HATE:
Their Satanic Majesties Request
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I just need to get something off my chest. Again.
It infuriates me that this sick, perverted, evil, Nazi hasn’t been arrested yet for his crimes against humanity. LOVE is dangerous? Commitment is insidious? But the systematic RAPE of thousands of children and YOUR covering it up is A-OK? I’m not a believer in heaven or hell, but I will say this – if there is indeed a lake of eternal fires, bring your flame-retardant swimming trunks, Ratzy baby.
And while I’m at it, let me ask his retarded followers this (and yes, I’m calling YOU mentally damaged if you support this man. End of story!): if the principal of your child’s school knew about his staff raping little boys, and once he found out about it did nothing but transfer that teacher to other schools instead of calling the proper authorities, what would you say? What would you do? IT’S THE SAME FUCKING THING!
Shame on you if you support this vile debased creature of hell.
Pope says gay marriage is ‘insidious and dangerous’
The Pope condemned same sex marriage as a “dangerous and insidious” challenge to society in an address to half a million Catholic faithful.
In a strongly worded attack, Benedict XVI insisted that marriage should be founded on the “indissoluble” marriage between a man and a woman.
Addressing a huge crowd at the shrine of Fatima at the climax of his four day visit to Portugal, the 83-year-old Pope said that same sex marriage and abortion were among the “most insidious and dangerous challenges that today confront the common good.”
He expressed his “profound appreciation” for anti-abortion campaigners, who he praised for defending the right to life and the “recovery of people wounded by the drama of abortion”.
The Vatican regards being homosexual as a “deviation” and an “irregularity” and the act of homosexual sex as a sin.
In December a leading Roman Catholic cardinal reinforced the message, saying that homosexuality was an “insult to God” and that homosexuals and transsexuals will never go to heaven.
In remarks which outraged gay rights groups, Cardinal Javier Lozano Barragan, 76, claimed that people were not born homosexual, but chose to embrace homosexuality of their own free will.
The Pope himself angered homosexual groups in December 2008 when he suggested that the need to save humanity from the harmful blurring of gender roles was as critical as conserving the world’s rainforests.
Stonewall, the British lesbian and gay lobby group, condemned the Pope’s remarks.
“Some might say that it’s dangerous and insidious for the Pope to spend so much time publicly belittling gay, lesbian and bisexual people,” said Derek Munn, director of public affairs.
Left-leaning MPs in Italy have proposed various kinds of legislation for some kind of homosexual union in recent years.
But the measures have gone nowhere in the face of stiff opposition from the Vatican, which continues to wield enormous influence over Italian politics.
The Pope’s remarks carried particular resonance for his host country – three years ago Portugal decriminalised abortion and it is now on the verge of legalising homosexual unions.
A law allowing same-sex marriage was passed by parliament in February.
President Anibal Cavaco Silva, a practising Catholic, is expected to sign the bill into law by May 17, three days after the end of the papal visit.
His ratification would make Portugal the sixth country in Europe to allow same-sex marriages after Belgium, the Netherlands, Spain, Sweden and Norway.
In Britain, same sex marriage is not legal, but since 2005 homosexual couples have been allowed to enter into civil partnerships, which carry the same rights and responsibilities as marriage.
One of Christianity’s most important pilgrimage sites, the shrine of Fatima consists of an enormous white basilica marking the spot where three Portuguese shepherd children allegedly witnessed a series of apparitions of the Virgin Mary in 1917.
The Pope’s visit commemorated the anniversary of the first apparition – May 13.
He was greeted with cheers and applause when he arrived at the steps of the basilica in his bullet-proof “Popemobile”, with pilgrims from more than 30 different countries chanting “Vivo o Papa” – Portuguese for Long Live the Pope.
Music Box: Aimee Mann vs. Ice-T ~ Hush Hush, Keep It Down Now…
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UPDATE:
Ratz In A Cage
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It’s no secret my disdain for religion, but especially the Catholic Church, the Vatican, and the malevolent Pope Benedict. Well, in light of the ever-more prevalent crimes against humanity that have been brought to life in recent weeks, I felt the need to revisit this classic moment in TV.
I literally cheered Sinead O’Connor then and always will, for her steadfast truth, her honesty, her powerful conviction – and for one of the supreme moments in the history of TV; castigating the despicable Pope John Paul and the cesspool of debased humanity known as the Vatican for their crimes against children and their millions of stupid, foolish sheep. She was castigated, she was maligned, her career halted in its tracks…and she was right.
The satanic forces of the Catholic church, the Pope and the Vatican as a whole, historically – and still today – has been a purely evil institution, whose sole purpose of existing is to thwart the free will of their blinded flock, to rape their children, to pillage their bank accounts, to pass judgment and condemnation on humanity via archaic tomes they themselves created, while having no morality themselves. Harsh? No. Truth.
I dedicate this to the current, wicked Pope AKA Joseph Alois RATZinger AKA Pimp Benedict/Beelzebub. Finally – FINALLY – his participation in these crimes is coming to a light brilliant enough to brighten the darkest caverns of time.
Fight the real enemy? FIGHT THE REAL ENEMIES!
The Rancid-Foot Locker
As hilarious as your wheelchair-bound grandmother getting slammed by a runaway bus in a horrendous hit and run, left bleeding in the street, while sewer roaches feast on her innards and pigeons peck at her rotting, lifeless corpse.
You know, just like THE JERSEY SHORE!
