My New Sensei
I Heart Ninja Cat!
My New Prayer Cycle
Granted, there are so many reasons to despise Sarah Palin and why Bill Maher called her a “Category 5 Moron”. I mean, just click HERE or HERE or hell, there’s a whole list HERE. And that hilarious interview she did with Charles Gibson didn’t help her secure her intelligence quotient.
But another solid reason is that Palin’s church wants all the faggots of the world to know that we can PRAY AWAY THE GAY!!!!!! Yes! With God’s love I can become a self-fulfilled flaming heterosexual! Just like all my divorced, tranny-loving, wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend cheating buddies!
Oh, shit…what’s an atheist homo like me to do…?
“Oh, Lord! Ooh, you are so big! So absolutely huge!!!!” Did it work? Oy~
To think, a scant few months ago, Obama was ridiculed for being a parishoner at the Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s church. A man who, in the few YouTube clips I listened too, spoke mostly the truth.
But I digress. In response to the Wasilla Bible Church, filmmaker Sandi Bachom created a charming short film starring gay New Yorkers, who collectively ask imPALINg to pray for them.
Visit Sarah’s YouTube page for more wonderful shorts~
My New Geneticist
Leave it to “The Onion” – the only real source of truth – to uncover the origins of the rampant recent rash (ahh…who doesn’t love a good alliteration?) of brain-atrophied tweens.
Finally, Zac Efron explained! Not excused, just explained.
We Interrupt Our Normal New Boyfriend Proceedings For An Important Political Song & Dance
”Les Miserables” – one of my 5 or so favorite musicals – ended with pretty much every Revolutionist perishing, so I hope that this video ~ as hilarious and clever as it is ~ is not indicative of what’s to come. Let’s hope Act 2 of the upcoming presidential election ends on a sunnier note than the fates of 99% of the characters in the play.
It’s a stirring, depressing, monumental musical (the 1987 original, not the recently closed revival) and “One Day More” ends Act 1.
(It was a stroke of genius to have Putin…I mean Palin…as Madame Thenardier and McCain as Javert. How apropos!)
Picture it, November 3rd 2008…
My New Reality TV
“MADtv” had lost its funny bone over a decade ago, but every so often it does something amusing enough to warrant a chuckle. This “So You Think You Can Dance” spoof isn’t particularly funny, and probably lasted 2 minutes longer than it should have, but I have to give props to the Judging panel ~ which is eerily spot-on (and who would have ever guessed that a fake Cat Deely could/would be more irritating than the real DEEL?)
Of course, if you’ve never watched “SYTYCD”, then this post is pretty much ineffective to you:
My New Nephew
I came home from work today and got the most amazing e-mail from my sister – my new nephew!!!!!
You have to hear him cooing! It sounds like he’s actually saying “Mama” near the end. I heart him (without meeting him yet)!!
My ACTUAL Boyfriend
Here’s a sorta “duet” between Rob and Mary Jane ~ she always brings out the best in my baby ~ performing Michael Buble’s “Fever”.
Is there any reason to wonder why I tolerate love him (Rob, not Buble)? Yep, ladies and gents. He’s all mine.
Who’s crying now?
Music Box: My New Yentl
Not that I spelunk BABS’ WEBSITE often (the airbrushing alone makes my eyes bleed) because, well, I’m not really a fan (sorry baby), but I gotta say, when I read her raining on McCain’s parade, I wanted to kiss this “funny girl” ”on a clear day”, all the way down to “Stoney End” where I won’t feel “guilty” when I “bring her flowers”, and we could reminisce about the Clinton years and the “way we were”. (That might be the gayest sentence I ever wrote). Makes me wanna shout into his miracle ear, ”GRANDPA, CAN YOU HEAR HER?!?!?!” (Okay, I’ll stop now). From ‘memory’ (okay, NOW, I’ll really stop) here’s what she wrote:
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McCain Doesn’t Get It: Women are not that stupid
Maybe he was sick of the lack of media attention…maybe he had enough of the late night talk show hosts poking fun at his age…maybe he realized that belonging to a party that has been associated with rich, white men was not going to connect with voters in this historical election year. Or maybe he was just ready to take back some of the spotlight that has shined so brightly on Barack Obama and the Democrats since the beginning of the Democratic convention. Desperation can motivate people to make some pretty cynical and hypocritical decisions. Whatever the reason, John McCain’s Hail Mary– in the form of Vice Presidential pick Governor Sarah Palin–sent a very clear message to America about how he views female voters. Women, he thinks, will vote another woman into office regardless of the candidate’s values, experience and political positions. No one can dispute that this decision was micro-targeted to the small percentage of Independent and Democratic women residing in the Rocky Mountain West, who strongly supported Hillary Clinton in the primary and still find themselves undecided as we move into the general election. Unfortunately, what John McCain failed to realize is that after eight long and destructive years of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and their cronies, American voters will not fall prey to political ploys once again. For months, John McCain and the Republicans went after Barack Obama for lacking the experience they felt was necessary in order to be commander in chief. Yet, on this day, an aging John McCain, who is the oldest Presidential nominee in history, chose a running mate—a person that is just a heart beat away from the Presidency—that has no foreign policy experience, no national experience and limited state government experience…. a virtual unknown who has only been Governor for a less than 2 years of a state with a population of fewer than 680,000 people…a woman who condemns a woman’s right to choose. I believe John McCain chose Gov. Palin because he truly believes that women who supported Hillary—an experienced, brilliant, life-long public servant–would vote for him because his Vice President has two x chromosomes. McCain’s selection of Governor Palin is a transparent and irresponsible decision all in the name of trying to win this election. John McCain has served this country. No one in this election is denying him that. But his selection of Governor Palin has demonstrated that he is willing to put his desperation to win this election above the welfare of the American people. As someone who has spent over 40 years advocating on behalf of women both politically and philanthropically, as someone who was a strong supporter of Hillary Clinton and as someone who cares deeply about the health and welfare of all women, hear me Senator McCain: “This calculated, cynical ploy to pull away a small percentage of Hillary’s women voters from Barack Obama will not work. We are not that stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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