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Monthly Archives: September 2008
My New Fortune Teller?
Wow – who knew that besides being a clueless, doddering old clueless coot, McCain had the ability to see the future? Where did he learn such innate abilities? This ad was placed on the on-line edition of the Wall Street Journal BEFORE tonight’s debate actually took place.
Time travel rules!
UPDATE 9.29.08: I’m curious to how tasty the crow (no doubt hunted by Palin in her helicopter) was when McCain realized that the overwhelming majority of polls and pundits gave the debate win to Obama.
My New Prophecy
Hmmm ~ interestin’! The date of the supposed END OF THE WORLD is December 21 2012. I mean, It sorta makes sense, no? That would be right near the end of President Palin’s first term in office…and if anyone can destroy mankind, it’s her and her ilk.
PS – before you ask: Please. NO, I don’t believe this.
My New Lady Killer
My New Lunch Meat
I’ll never look at Rocky and Bullwinkle the same, ever!
We Interrupt Our Normal New Boyfriend Proceedings For Non-Partisan Political Hilarity
SOURCE: YouTube
Picture It. Miami. 2008:
“What if John McCain, Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton, and George W. Bush all shared a house in Miami? And what if Barack Obama dropped by? Friendship, fights and plenty of cheesecake with five feisty U.S. political figures.”
My New Lemon Tree
No WONDER so many hairdressers are homos! (Sorry, baby ~ I love you)
My New Ignoramous
My New Moniker
Hey everyone, it’s me, Gamebird Kelp Palin! Or, rather that would be my name if I were born to Sarah Palin and her handsome husband Todd. Ever wonder what your name would be if you were the sibling of Track, Trig, Bristol, Piper and Willow? Sure you were~
What are you waiting for?! You know you wanna know! Click below!
And your name would be…?
We Interrupt Our Normal New Boyfriend Proceedings For An Important Political Endorsement
I had a change of heart. I know…I know. But now I say, FORGET BARACK ~ IT’S PALIN FOR PRESIDENT!
